Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials is a tongue-in-cheek action adventure with puzzles & lots of humor. Explore hundreds of secret rooms, defeat big bosses, collect companions & harness the powers of Pip ? your bat friend ? to solve puzzles & escape the gas-hugging abyss!

*Crack* ? That was the sound of you falling face first into an abyss full of monsters, traps and gas-hugging secrets. But calm down, barbarian, youre not alone: ??Pip, your best friend?who happens to be a mysteriously luminous bat?is with you. And it is only by working together that you will succeed in solving the puzzle of the abyss, fight the hungry inhabitants, discover its true purpose and maybe - just maybe - get away with the secrets of the primeval creatures.

Main features:
- Get new abilities for your barbarian and elemental powers for Pip, the (magical) bat!
- An action-driven metroidvania game with dialogue choices and plenty of humor and wit.
- Big numbers! 400+ rooms, 20+ hours of constantly evolving game mechanics, 10+ bosses, 60+ minutes of music and almost 30,000 words of text that a barbarian could never read!
- Puzzles.
- RPG elements with a minigame to level up.
- Probably contains more fruit throwing than any other game.
- Companions who accompany you on your quest and help you in battle.
- Multiple endings based on your choices and actions.
- The thrown fruit is NOT wasted, but eaten by the bat (which is magical).
- Tons of secrets and hidden treasures to be found basically everywhere.
- The (magical) bat has an incredible FIVE different beep sounds!
- Fewer repetitive jokes than this description has.