The world is big and your kingdom gigantic. Its no longer a kingdom really; its an empire - which makes you the emperor. This entitles you to a better chair, plus you can name a salad after yourself.

Its not easy being emperor. The day starts early, when you light the sacred flame; then its hours of committee meetings, trying to establish exactly why the sacred flame keeps going out. Sometimes your armies take over a continent and you just have no idea where to put it. And theres the risk of assassination; you have a food taster, who tastes anything before you eat it, and a dagger tester, who gets stabbed by anything before it stabs you. Youve taken to staying at home whenever its the Ides of anything. Still, overall its a great job. You wouldnt trade it for the world — especially given how much of the world you already have.